Dead Kitties Walking

I don't think they know it, but the kitties are on death row and I am that lawyer that is trying to keep them from the electric chair. I really thought that I had found a home for the little monsters but it fell through. Jason is giving me limited time to find an alternate home for them or he is going to send the to kitty heaven, which is a patch of dirt located on Jason's parent's property. I have placed an ad in the local paper and am praying on a daily basis that someone will rescue my little four legged friends. Wish me luck on my plight for freeing the cats. I know its not as glamorous as fighting to free Tibet but you got fight for something right?