When we got the boys into the bath tub tonight, Jason noticed that Max had a red mark on his back. So he asked him what happened. The conversation went something like this............
Jason - Max what happened to your back?
Max- Mama did it.
Jason- Mama did it?
Max- Yeah, she pushed me down.
Jason- Really?
Max- Yeah.
Jason- Did she do it when her boyfriend was here?
Max- Yeah.
Jason- So what's mama's boyfriend's name
Max- Finn.
Mom- What? You little liar.
Max- ha ha ha ha
I don't know where Max came up with all of this but in an afternoon's time, I beat my child and cheated on my husband. I wonder if Finn is cute? Anyway, I am just glad he decided to tell his fib to us and not a neighbor or a policeman because I'd probably be brought up on charges. Oh kids are fun.
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That's hilarious! I just love kids imaginations.
Amya does the same thing!!! I was just telling Dan that it is amazing that anyone could put a child on a witness stand and actually believe them!
"Grandma Chris painted that wall" -- my mom hasn't visited since February!
Funny!.........c.
p.s. tell Finn I say hello
Are you still having surgery this week?
I have surgery in two days. I'm excited and a little nervous. I'll blog about it and let you know how it goes.
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